This is HORRIBLE! I can’t even watch it…. I can’t stop watching it.

I’m terrified right now.

pleatedjeans:

cat scares self | here’s the video

(via itsfunnytome)

The Oppressor thinks I want to play this morning but she is wrong. Worst of all, she wants to play with that awful disconnected fluffy tail with feathers on the end. Why does a tail have feathers at the end? That’s disgusting.

I won’t play.

I won’t do it.

I can’t stop looking.

Why does it move like that?

No, must not fall for it. Must stay strong.

It’s so pretty!

I must have it!

I must have it NOW!

ATTACK!!!

(regret)